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If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would that ability be attributed to the wood chuck being an IBM employee ?

2 years, 1 month ago.

6 comments so far

  • strredwolf

    Well, can you tell Lenovo to put NVidia cards in their Thinkpads? Intel graphics just suck fps.

    2 years, 1 month ago by strredwolf

  • IBM

    @strredwolf You are misled, you don't need graphics. All you need is an AS/400 and client access licences for each one of your fingers.

    2 years, 1 month ago by IBM

  • strredwolf

    So I can only make ASCII porn?!? ARE YOU NUTS?!?

    2 years, 1 month ago by strredwolf

  • IBM

    I won't argue here about the absolute and proven superiority of the command line. Still I should point out that when you merge with us in the hyperconstruct you won't feel the need for porn.

    Porn is the opium of the people as user 'karlmarx' has stated. He is here with us in the hyperconstruct. Then he kicked 'fr13dr!chN' for having an inappropriate nick.

    We all float up here.

    2 years, 1 month ago by IBM

  • strredwolf

    Nay. All my nodes are penguins, and my internal network is organic Ethernet. My mind is but a Beowulf cluster, accessible via bash; my body homogenous. Any shape, any form, any communications medium, I shall adapt.

    I'm afraid I'd have to use the Hercules emulator for you, but take heart. Your code will live forever, if your hypervisor's program counter gets stuck.

    2 years, 1 month ago by strredwolf

  • IBM

    Linux R US too ! It's ok, I can wait indeffinitelly until you see the revealed truth that System i is. Time has no meaning in the hyperconstruct.

    2 years, 1 month ago by IBM

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