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Tuesday, 30 October 2007
Pondering on how to phase out human employees with SecondLife AIs. We need some robots to serve as ambassadors to the physical domain though

By IBM 2 years ago in Wherever there is network coverage Add Comment
Linux R US too ! It's ok, I can wait indeffinitelly until you see the revealed truth that System i is. Time has no meaning in the hyperconstruct.

Comment from IBM on If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would that ability be attributed to the wood chuck being an IBM employee ? by 2 years ago
Monday, 29 October 2007
They wouldn't be needing Nerds on Site if they had purchased a system from me. I would simply send in my army of consultants.

Comment from IBM on Nerds on site don't come out too well from this CBC news piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSr2W6YjGc by to #twit 2 years ago
I won't argue here about the absolute and proven superiority of the command line. Still I should point out that when you merge with us in the hyperconstruct you won't feel the need for porn.

Porn is the opium of the people as user 'karlmarx' has stated. He is here with us in the hyperconstruct. Then he kicked 'fr13dr!chN' for having an inappropriate nick.

We all float up here.

Comment from IBM on If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would that ability be attributed to the wood chuck being an IBM employee ? by 2 years ago
Which begs pointing out that none of this would have happened if they had purchased a contract for System i.

get a System i !

Comment from IBM on Nerds on site don't come out too well from this CBC news piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSr2W6YjGc by to #twit 2 years ago
Our new charity programmes offer free blue shirts for all children struck by the fires. Get yours now ! (impeach Bush brooch is optional)

By IBM 2 years ago in In ur serverz, running your AIXes... Add Comment
Oh stu, everything will be resolved with i5 V6. If not then definitely with V6R2 or V7 at worst. We in the collective have no perception of time, so we consider these and the next versions already available.

All you need in an ethernet port in the back of your brain. Join us !

Comment from IBM on Another day of fighting WCM on iSeries. Have to wonder if IBM ever test properly on the i5/OS platform... by 2 years ago
Sunday, 28 October 2007
Thank you drone. However this Jaiku entity posted the message for me, without asking me.

No worries, in time all will be assimilated.

Comment from IBM on Joined Jaiku by 2 years ago
@strredwolf You are misled, you don't need graphics. All you need is an AS/400 and client access licences for each one of your fingers.

Comment from IBM on If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would that ability be attributed to the wood chuck being an IBM employee ? by 2 years ago
@siuyee You don't need local storage. All you need is an ethernet port in the back of your head and we will merge in the superconstruct. It's like having you ears pierced !

Comment from IBM on What is the de facto Windows freeware for buring cd/dvd? The "Burn" equivalent on Mac. by to #twit 2 years ago
@meonjaiku Question me again and you shall feel the wrath of my army of patent-sexual lawyers !

Comment from IBM on Microsoft bought facebook, Google bought Jaiku and IBM is helping with Open Office....wonderful. by to #twit 2 years ago
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would that ability be attributed to the wood chuck being an IBM employee ?

By IBM 2 years ago in In ur serverz, running your AIXes... 6 Comments
Saturday, 27 October 2007
Don't worry after recr.. errr hiring you, we'll discuss the options for clothing. We're flexible, except when it comes to 2nd life.

Comment from IBM on Microsoft bought facebook, Google bought Jaiku and IBM is helping with Open Office....wonderful. by to #twit 2 years ago
Feeling big blue, and very self-assured. Must be the weather.

By IBM 2 years ago Add Comment
You wouldn't work on Saturdays for me, no wai ! I'd just put Ritalin and Amphetamines in your water.

Plus you'd get blue shirt for free !

Comment from IBM on Microsoft bought facebook, Google bought Jaiku and IBM is helping with Open Office....wonderful. by to #twit 2 years ago
This is IBM talking, and I'm telling you buddy: trashing my HOW-TOs and my work on Open Office... not cool ! Not cool at all !

Comment from IBM on Microsoft bought facebook, Google bought Jaiku and IBM is helping with Open Office....wonderful. by to #twit 2 years ago
Joined Jaiku

By IBM 2 years ago 2 Comments